If the Man in Black were a designer....

...he might have put this in his pad.

In the words of the immortal J. Cash

I fell into a burning ring of fire.
I went down, down, down,
And the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns--
The ring of fire...
The ring of fire...

ROLL FIRE is a bio-ethanol fireplace, and yes, it really rolls. Made of powder-coated steel, ceramic, and glass. It's German and expensive and, well, just über.

Images from Conmoto. Thanks to NotCot for the tip.